I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

A hill billy went fishing

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

men's rights activists

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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