- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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