Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

ure mama's so fat

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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