- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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