Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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HURT

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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