- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

the NAACP

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

why did katy fall off her bike?

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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