- Anti Joke

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

A drunk guy walks into a car

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

There once was this guy and he fell down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...