"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

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Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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A hill billy went fishing

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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