What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

ure mama's so fat

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Caolan and Eamon

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Anti Joke

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