- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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