Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

wanna here a joke? you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Black people.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

fish fishy caoimhin

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Smeg...

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

pee

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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