What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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