What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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all these jokes are horrible now

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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