What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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black chicken. kfc

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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did you stub your toe?

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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