Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

The FCC

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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