Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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fridge

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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What's 2+2? Fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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