- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

I agree to the terms and conditions

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

A bar walks into a man

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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