- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Boxing on Boxing Day

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

A black person dies.

There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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