- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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