- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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