Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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regoereiorgiorehgijreirehrfjirgjirejgruirehgrghehiiehaoiwpo;lkswpokewqoifgoieqjgiubtfoewfiir K.O

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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