Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Grace Ackerson

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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