- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

The holocaust

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

Once, I went to Peru.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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