A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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