Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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