- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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