- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Women's rights

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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