- Anti Joke

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money, I forgot what happens right but it wasn't that funny anyway

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.