Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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Grace Ackerson

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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Anti Joke

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