why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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