Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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Women's rights

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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Bob Saget

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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