- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

So a horse walks into a barn.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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