- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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