- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

knock knock There's no door

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Your face

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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