- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

What is older than history?

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Adam Chebali has no life

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Matt is a Duster!

Who wants $300? Me too.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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