- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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