Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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12 niqqa 12.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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A American seeking into mexico

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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