I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

WOw you have no life

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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