- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Women's rights.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

hiya

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

whats worse than gill? nothing

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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