- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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haha black people :D

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

A man died.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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