- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

ure mama's so fat

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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