- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

The Blonde walked into a wall.

why did the girl cry because she was raped

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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