- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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