what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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