- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

they told me not to write here but i did

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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