- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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