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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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