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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

A Mormon walks into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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