- Anti Joke

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays