Tough crowd tonight...

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Gus's mom

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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