Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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sorry got to poo

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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