- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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