- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

ask me if im a door yes

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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