- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

a man makes a bad joke

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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