- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

The chicken crossed the road.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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