A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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