Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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Wolfjob.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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