- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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