- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

This is the concept of anti-joke.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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