A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

My wife made me a sandwich

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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