- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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