- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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