- Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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