My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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baloney sandwich

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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