a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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