Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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